Thursday's Tid-Bit

Welllllll.........today is Thursday. As you all know an I have been told that I am too politically correct at times.......here goes another one. People who live in Italy speak Italian, People from France speak French, People from Japan speak Japenese. Can you see where I am going with this? We live in the greatest country in the world, The United States of America. Why do we speak English and not AMERICAN?!!!!!!!

Wednesday' Waggles

It's HOT!!!and I am so glad to be home so I can relax and get ready for tomorrow. It will probably as HOT tomorrow as today but I will cross that bridge when I come to it. I have a question that might require thought but then again maybe not.

The question: When we are pumping gas into our vehicles, how do we know the pumps are accurate. You may see the stickers on the pumps where they have been checked by the State, but remember the State as well as other branches of the government set the gas prices.....HUMMMMM

Saturday's Adventure

Woke up early this morning to go to the Ledger in Lakeland for their crepe myrtle sale. Miss Piggy and Max decided they would join us for the ride. We selected 3 'Muskogee' crepe myrtles and brought them back home and planted them........But, the adventure does not stop there, we are going to Dundee for a health fair. I am sure if we see any yard sale signs on the way that the truck will automatically turn toward the sign.....

Monday

Well, it's Monday..........another fun filled week of working in the heat. But I look at it this way it is a countdown to the weekend.
Another delicacy I enjoy is gravy on my fries.....Try it you'll like it.....It is sooooooooo good!!!

Sunday

It is a lazy day around the Simple Man household......Bonnie mowed the grass and did some gardening this morning......I went and picked a newspaper and Miss Piggy and Max went with me......We stayed up late and watched Kyle Busch win the race again..........Missy, Bonnie found the potato stroganoff Hamburger Helper at Winn-Dixie and we will have that for supper.........Everybody have a good week........

Wednesday

Miss Piggy went on a great adventure yesterday....She went to the Humane Society with us and picked up Wade's new puppy, Dixie. We met Wade and Christina at Poinciana McDonald's to deliver the puppy. While we were waiting Miss Piggy suggested that maybe we should EAT!!! So we got a bag of burgers and ate them in the rain.....
Well it has finally happened. What you may ask? I have found the best server (waitress) in the world and she works at Bob Evans in Lake Wales, Florida....Hard to believe I know but my wife Bonnie and me went to Bob Evans to eat the other night and Ashley, the best server in the world took our drink orders. Bonnie ordered ice water and I ordered Sweet Tea (two words) Ashley asked both of us if we wanted lemon and of course my wife does and I don't. That is the first time a server has not assumed that everybody in the world drinks lemon in their sweet tea (two words). KUDOS to Ashley.........by the way the food was good too!!!!!!!

HAPPY

BIRTHDAY

TO THE

UNITED STATES

OF

AMERICA!!!

THANK YOU

TO THE

ARMED FORCES

FOR KEEPING

US FREE!!!